Cartes Kingdom of Loathing

Reboot Hill
Mayor of Breadwood
Military Cemetery
Companion
Don Toblerone
Fort Alldead
The Daveyard
Old Mission
Doc Alice
Gabby
Barnaby
Obie the Oboe Hobo
Gary the Goblin
Simone
Necromancer's Tower
Dirtwater band
Susie Cochrane
Terrence Poindexter
Emperor Norton
Florence the Ghost Hunter
General Bruise
Crazy Pete
Dark Noël
Cow Puncher
Barnaby Bob
Murray Morris
Alphonse Gator
Barker
The President of Shadows
Professor Adams
Dr. Josie Morton
Reginald
Snake Oiler
Classes
Felicity Wainwright
The ghost of a poached egg
Cactus Bill
Johnny the Hobo King
Smee
Olive Garden
A coal dust GHOST
Hab Halloway
A bowltergeist
Alexandria
Pardner
Jessica
A tuba
Necromancer
Duke Bovicus
Roy Bean
Sister Mary
A crate of bullets
Beanslinger
A trombone
A back-country chef-magus
Jeff
Cornelius Vanderbilt
Chuck
A flute
Captain Harriet Davenport
A goblin tanner
A foul-mouthed goblin
A goblin wearing a buffalo skull
A flashy goblin
A goblin driftwood sculptor
A fire moccasin
A giant rock monster
A Gulch Goblin crackerjack
An El Vibrato construct
A Gulch Goblin jeweler
A goblin grave robber
A self-deputized goblin
Walter
A pantsgeist
A goblin moon weirdo
A Gulch Goblin juggler
A hedge... goblin
A floating 12-ball
A floating 14-ball
Santa Cortada's pelvis
A floating 10-ball
A floating 11-ball
Tony
A goblin miner
A bone barrier
A goblin gunslinger
Coffee Guy
A goblin gunjeror
A cairncow
Beanie
A cactus gungoblin
Santa Cortada's right legbone
A muscular cactus goblin
Santa Cortada's left legbone
Santa Cortada's left armbone
Santa Cortada's right armbone
Agamemnon
A tophatted Gulch Goblin
Howie
A floating 9-ball
Pepperidge
Big Liz
Invasive Plant
Fancy Dan the Cocktail Man
Brade
Clyde Mossman
Smash
Thump
Doc
Goblet
Doug
Fifth sailor
Lydia Barnsley
Ellsbury
Grace
Mrs. Gun's ghost
Grady Tanner
Creamy Steve
Gus
Croesus Vanderbilt
Captain Dan
Eye-Guy
Douglas
Soapy Fricker
A pyrobove
The Perfessor
A TNT barrel
Irene
Wasco Shafter
Günther
Shootcrow
Rat-tentacle thing
Ernst Zimmer
Faerie wackadoo
Fifty-Two Teeth Thompson
Mushman Poisoner
A cactus
Letters McCabe
Mr. Haim
Mushman Feeder
Calendula Crabtree
A rock
The Bovermind
Army Medic
Ovid
Hobart Buppert
Washy
Janet
The Sherf of Boring Springs
Dancing Tentacle
Dusty
Charles Wallace
Captain Durch
Private Cooker
Beatrice Loupe
Blackest Angus
A sturdy barrel
A pile of bones
Greasy Steve
Ross "Doughman" Ciabatta
Army Demon Hunter
Ethel
Army Grunt
Horace
Infantry steer
A beleaguered pie safe
Tin Lizzy Welder
Army Sniper
An empty cart
Army Grenadier
Manmush Magus
A stack of cans
Cow cultist
A coal snake egg
Kurtz
Ms. Brewster
Veronica
Marvin
Todd
Park groundskeeper
Elias Chekhov
Frogger Eelding
Thud Fricker
Cathy Tracy
Wall of beef
Private Bowtie
Captain Skelton
Ishmael
Roger Fielding
Derringer salesman
Samuel
Louise Lathrop
Faerie mushtender
Private Blindman
Herschel
Abby Abbey
Talkin' Dude
Mushman Splodespore
Dean Wormwood
Calliope
Jasper
Private Tillery
Pants salesman
Vicar
Whirling wrench
Dad
Bernard
Faerie gunmother
Boris
Tom Chapman
Crystaldream Lighthouse keeper
Mushman Stabber
Faerie exploder
Russell
Bread golem
Floyd Carbuncle
Master Gerald's translator
Faerie twigthumper
Glocklin pounder
Mushling
Tony Fiasco
Knows Jeffers
Mom
A goblin
Encyclopedia salesman
Fabien
A cart full of empty dishes
Master Gerald
A cart full of beef
A cart full of booze
Tin Lizzy Wrencher
Clooncy
It's cheese
Paper clip salesman
Sally
ATHENA
Crystal
Greta
An agitated skeleton
Wimpy Fricker
Snipe Fricker
Fortune teller
Grady